1. Tu Mera bhai hai…

2. Gaadi mai Chalunga…

3. Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai…

4. Tu bura mat manna bhai…

5. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…

6. Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…

7. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chadd gayi hai…

8. Ye mat samajh ki pi ke bol raha hu…

9. Yar kam to nahi padegi

10. Chhote Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…

11. After 6 th Peg….:Baaap ko mat Sikhao.

12. Yar magar Dil dukha diya yaar…

13. Kuchh bhi hai, Bhai hai Apna…

14. Tu Bolna Bhai kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai!

15. Mere ko malum hai tere ko pyar ho gaya hai.

16. Yeh mere peena ka last day hai

17. Abe BHABHI ke baare main mat bolna koi bhi !

18. After Last peg : YAAR JINDAGI JHAND HOO GAYI YAHAN PE AAKE !

19. Main akele chala jaunga

20. Tune mere se 2 peg kam pee thi!!

21. Ye neat wala, _______(girlfriend) k naam ka...!!

22. worst case : ...oye sab chup karo,

GHAR se fone hai...Hello !! haan dad ..bilkul theek hoon..