1. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

2. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.

3. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

4. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only
by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry
I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."

5. Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them what you're
doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

6. "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your
shoes since you did this.

7. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive".

8. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.

9. Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people
you're waiting for your document.

10. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have
time for lunch, so you're going to be nibbling during the meeting.
During the meeting eat five entire raw potatoes.

11. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

12. Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the e-mail to a co worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

13. Suggest that beer be put in the soda machine.. (VERY IMPORTANT)

14. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

15. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."

16. Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."